Rolaids for Breakfast?

This morning Andrew woke up early, as usual, and we snuggled in bed for a few minutes before I really came to. While my eyes were still plastered shut, he grabbed the Rolaids from my night stand that I had snagged from the bathroom in the middle of the night (that's what I get for eating Taco Bell at 10 p.m.). I was somewhat aware, but not too concerned, as he has yet to unscrew lids. Much to my surprise, I found him behind the curtain in the kitchen with a mouth full of Rolaids!! Yuck! He wasn't happy when I removed the five Rolaids from his mouth and made him eat cereal and toast for breakfast instead.